Gourd Lord (oh there's more...)
A recent phone call to the BBC has rectified any misunderstandings. I am now growing pumpkins (not marrows) and I am entered into the nation pumpkin show.
I heard Terry Wogan and friends the other day on Radio 2 discussing how much they were looking forward to the show next year. If I was n't nervous enough about showing my wares to the nation but now I have images of Tezza at home with a sherry squaking eurovision style japes at me puny pumpkin.
Since my last post I have severed all the weaker and smaller pumpkins, a kind of ethnic cleansing, to gear all the power to into the one remaining uber pumpkin.
Anyway here are some recent pictures (notice the giant not included to keep the fellow competitors guessing).
I heard Terry Wogan and friends the other day on Radio 2 discussing how much they were looking forward to the show next year. If I was n't nervous enough about showing my wares to the nation but now I have images of Tezza at home with a sherry squaking eurovision style japes at me puny pumpkin.
Since my last post I have severed all the weaker and smaller pumpkins, a kind of ethnic cleansing, to gear all the power to into the one remaining uber pumpkin.
Anyway here are some recent pictures (notice the giant not included to keep the fellow competitors guessing).
A sleeping giant
Off with their heads
posted by Mr.Skinny @ 5:51 PM
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They're some lovely looking pumpkins you've got yourself there Cragg - I just hope you've got adequate security and nice, high fences at that allotment of yours. There are unscrupulous folks about: folks who would just love to turn your humble dreams into humble pie.
Gourd luck.
Some unscrupulous folks don't know about the pumpkin gaurdian that patrols the allotment at night (with a pitch fork and a ferocious dog). Also there are some big bees that will sting your eyes right out.
Wooooh! I am the ghost of a victorian farmer who patrols the allotment at night. Any pumpkin rustlers beware. I will eat you if I catch you. Wooooh!
See!
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